Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,220 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 25/50 (150/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch